The Coleman Company is steeped in a fantastic American
history. The saga of the outdoor equipment icon dates back nearly 100
years to Kingfisher, Oklahoma, where W.C. Coleman began manufacturing
lanterns to finance his final year of law school. The company's story
is a romantic one of classic American entrepreneurial pursuits.
Soon enough, Coleman enlisted its efforts
into the U.S. military, when during WWII, the company produced projectiles
for the Navy as well as parts for the B-17 and B-29 bombers. But it
didn't end there.
Coleman's greatest contribution to the wartime effort was the development
of the GI Pocket Stove. Design requirements for the stove were demanding.
Lightweight and no larger than a quart thermos, the GI
Pocket Stove was required to burn any type of fuel and operate in weather
parameters ranging from -60º to 125º F. When the desperate
call came out from the military to fill the void, the Coleman company
ignited its ingenuity and produced a working prototype within 60 days.
By November 1942, some 5,000 units marched into battle as U.S. forces
invaded North Africa.
This
sliver of American history combined with solid memories
of a quality Coleman product line has brought me back time and time
again looking for that single brand of trust, but unfortunately, the
product we're reviewing today just doesn't make the grade.
Coleman's 5 Gallon Water Jug falls short. The design is
outdated. The materials are weak. And, functionality is a factor difficult
to overlook. I've owned two of these jugs and both have failed in a
number of ways.
With the square shape of the container, the Coleman
5 Gallon Jug fits snugly into corners, but its protruding spigot
and handle leads to wasted space, as multiple jugs cannot be stacked
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Additionally, the protruding spigot
tends to become snagged by clothing or other equipment, which tends
to pop it from its threads. It gets worse. The thin plastic threads
on the jug are weak enough that nominal shifts in atmospheric pressure
pop it from its threads. And if you're thinking that tightening
might help to remedy this problem, don't bother. The threads are
so thin that even a weak-writsted child could strip the spigots
grasp on the jug's threads. The picture above was taken after a
half mile prerunning last month's SCORE Henderson's Terrible 250
off-road race in Henderson, Nevada. The jug and other articles within
the vehicle were secured well enough that there was no chance of
the spigot taking a hit from anything that would have jolted it
from its base. It's simple The container just could not stand the
shock of prerunning the racecourse. In 120-degree heat, water is
extremely important to your survival. This jug is just not worth
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If you can manage
to keep the spigot threaded to the jug when dispensing, you're
doing well. The spigot and the rubber seal it is equipped with
does the job. But when dispensing, don't be anything other than
gentle when opening up the spigot, or you'll end up with a flood
of water when the it busts from the jug's threads.
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Above, another
weak and outdated component of the jug is the breather. More common
and certainly more reliable these days are the threaded versions.
The Coleman 5 Gallon Jug has a snap on version with a very thin
tether. First off, on the two jugs that I've had, the tether has
broken. As for the snap, most snap breathers can hold their own
even in extreme atmospheric changes, but it must be the composition
of the plastic that makes this one prone to the rare incident
of releasing popping off when transporting water.
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THE FINAL WORD
I may be a little on the nostalgic side
when the Coleman brand comes to mind. It must be those fishing
and hunting adventures through the mountains with my older
brothers as a child. But there are some things I just can't
overlook when staking my life on it, and that's a reliable
outdoor equipment.
The Coleman 5
Gallon Water Jug just doesn't make the grade. It failed
the test. I cannot recommend it - even if it only cost me
10 bucks. I would rather have saved myself the money for
gas and store my water in a used milk container than purchase
this jug. I'd say it's time for Coleman to discontinue this
product and head back to the drawing board. This product
taints the company's reputable name, especially when the
30-something-year-old Coleman two-burner stove that I grew
up with has never failed.
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The Coleman Company, Inc.
P.O. Box 2931
Wichita, KS 67201
800-835-3278
consumerservice@coleman.com
www.coleman.com