Top Ten Symptoms of a 4WD Scout Enthusiast

#9: The belt it's on has a 20,000 lb tow capacity.

#8: When your kid spills their tricycle and bends the rear axle,
you automatically reach for your Currie Enterprises catalog...

#7: When your wife says she's expecting and Ultrasound shows it's
a boy, you insist the name will be "Dana Spicer".

#6: When you go to the supermarket, you never buy less than 5
bananas at one time.

#5: When you go to the bathroom, you always take a parts catalog.

#4: When the work on your Scout is never done.

#3: When people ask you how much your Scout cost and you just
laugh.

#2: People ask: "how you'd get all those dents" Your reply: There not
dents there works of art.

#1: You think that an Airline is something that connects your
differential to the air compressor.