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  I don't spend much time watching TV, or reading the newspaper. It comes as no surprise that the mainstream news media has been perverted by greed and self interest. That's why you're here reading this instead of watching the idiot box...

   It wasn't long ago I was a little bored and sat down to watch a movie on TV, One of those "Oldie" movie networks was running "Treasure Of The Sierra Madre." One of my all time favorites. As I'm surfing up to channel 836, or wherever the hell it was, I skipped by the Rosie O'Democrat show...

   Now normally, I wouldn't spend one nanosecond of my precious time watching the self indulgent garbage that she produces. But, much to my surprise, sitting on the couch was none other than the illustrious Magnum P.I. himself, Tom Selleck.

Screeeeech! Hit the skids, throw it in reverse and back up!

   You may or may not be aware that besides being a cultural icon to the fortyish disco-era, Vietnam veteran set, Tom is a Republican. And not your wimpy middle of the road, inside the Beltway GOP'er. But rather, my kind of gun toting, NRA belonging, shoot from the hip, kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out kind of Republican.

   What the hell is he doing on the Rosie O'Democrat show?

   She must be attempting to sandbag him!

   Let's tune in... Yes indeed it was a sandbag, but Rosie ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact she's a moron and about as articulate as Ted Kennedy after a 12 Martini lunch. My boy Tom kicked her ass all the way from the Burbank studios to the Santa Monica Pier, then gave her one last firm size 12 up the old kazoo and sent her headlong into the big blue Pacific for an afternoon swim with the other whales.

   Seems Rosie doesn't like guns... Says the are "Bad for children, and other living things." Well your highness I hate to tell you but life is "bad for children and other living things." She took after Tom like a mean old,  red faced, slobbering sow. But Mr. Selleck, always the consummate gentleman, calmly and promptly eviscerated her on national TV. It was glorious! Rosie's speech impediment flared and she began to slobber uncontrollably. She may be a vegetarian but she ate some crow that day.

    There is just no rational argument for gun control. Why I could leave my 9mm loaded on the kitchen counter for 100,000 years and it wouldn't kill anybody. Not until some psychopath picked it up. Let's face it, guns aren't dangerous. People are. Like many of you I got my first firearm when I was still in swaddling clothes. I was shown how to use it, how to clean it, and taught that it was a tool, not a toy. There were no gun locks, no smart guns. Guns are already smart, people are stupid. Just like all the power tools and sharp stuff in the garage. Ask permission first.

   Lest I digress...

   So now here it is some months later. Rosie O'Democrat has been singing the praises of gun control, and saving the trees, and whales, and birds, and cockroaches from her lofty electronic pulpit, because why? Well, she knows better than us of course! After all she is a lesbian single parent, and represents all that is good and pure in this dark and sinister world. We should martyr her on the cross of righteousness, yes?

   Well, NO! She's not only a hypocrite, but a socialistic fascist.

From the boys at Webster's...

fas*cism (noun) [Italian fascismo, from fascio bundle, fasces, group, from Latin fascis bundle & fasces fasces]
First appeared 1921
1) often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2) a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army ~ and brutality --J. W. Aldridge>
-- fas*cist (noun or adjective), often capitalized

   In this case it's the "child" that is exalted above the individual. After all what clear thinking individual would not want to save "children." Why to come out against children would be political suicide.

   Enter the hypocrisy and the real danger.

   The way to manipulate the masses is to first give them a noble cause, a holy grail if you will. Then you give them a villain or scapegoat that threatens the "cause." Once these are established, mass control is a snap. Through propaganda delivered by a friendly or controlled media structure (see my article on "Disinformatzia") you can then justify almost any atrocity to protect and forward "The Cause."

   To prove my point... Miss Holier Than Thou Rosie has been ranting against firearms since she took 10th place on Star Search. "They are evil! They mean the ultimate demise of every innocent child on the planet! We must save the children!"  Crap. Complete and total hypocrisy.

   Why?

   Seems Rosie has pissed off some people with her double speak and received "threats." So what did she do? Why she hired a body guard of course... An armed one! What??? You say! Rosie O'Democrat has hired an armed guard? He must be armed with pepper spray or a Twinkie right?

   Wrong, he's got a gun, a big concealed one, and a permit to carry it. Now suddenly it's acceptable for guns to be around when an autocrat like Rosie needs some protection.

   Let's all chant together... "It's to save the children!" Oops! I mean it's to save her children. But, you or I, who can't afford a fancy apartment in Manhattan and armed guards to wipe our kids asses. We can't have guns to protect our families from the murderous thugs that prowl the streets where we live and work everyday, we might hurt someone.

   We don't have our kids chauffeured to school in limousines, we don't live in secured hi-rise buildings/fortresses, we aren't elitist scum. Why is it ok for Rosie to have her children protected by extreme firepower, but not yours or mine? Because Rosie and thousands of other self righteous fascists say so. That's why. And they know what's good for us. Period.

   Catching on yet? See how easy it is for the autocrats to twist the facts  to suit their fancy, once the Cause/Scapegoat foundation has been laid?

   Ponder what's been happening lately, talk amongst yourselves...

Baby Hanoi Jane, forgotten, but not gone...

   In closing that brings me to another similar issue in the recent news... Hanoi Jane Fonda...

   Seems the treasonous bitch that spit on our flag, and flew to Hanoi during The Vietnam War for photo op's in an NVA helmet, sitting at an anti-aircraft gun that was used to shoot down American planes has come out and asked for public forgiveness.

   What in the name of God is she thinking? She was, is and will always be, a traitor. She gave aid and comfort to the enemy. That's a capitol offense, punishable by summary execution by firing squad. What's summary execution you ask?

   That's when they take you out back and shoot you like a rabid dog. No trial, no last meal, no appeals, if you're lucky you get a blindfold and a last Marlboro. Oh wait, you can't have a Marlboro, they're bad for you! Generally they just walk up and pop a cap in the back of your skull, then toss your treasonous carcass in the ditch for the crows to pick your bones clean.

   If she wasn't the daughter of a truly great man who served his country valiantly during WWII, she would have been shot. She should have been shot. No ifs, ands, or buts. Shot dead the moment she stepped off the plane from Hanoi. If it was you or I, you can bet your bottom dollar we would have been executed, or if we were lucky, sent to a Federal Prison for life. Just another example of liberal socialist elitist hypocrisy...

   Forgive her? Never, they have a special place in hell reserved for people like Jane Fonda.

        Mr.Dune

 



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