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Re: Gold Package? -- Last Word #2 (?)

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Sorry Dave,

It just got a little stuffy in here.
I, as some others, had some fun with this one. No harm intended.

P.S. If you do ever decide to get the 'gold treatment' promise me you won't get the matching gold wheels. Hey, I just remembered that Kragen auto parts sells a horn that has 10 different tunes! Food for thought. :)

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From: David Wittler <washbear@yahoo.com>, on 8/18/98 7:05 AM:

Sorry people, but I can't resist trying to get the last word on the
gold package since I'm the original poster.

At first when I read the replies I was slightly ticked off. Now I
realize that they were just trying to keep me from making a
regrettable error. I thought that gold letters and emblem would be
the way to understated elegance. Now I see that I am wrong.

The true way to understated elegance (at least according to my new
$2500 GPS) is:

Chrome grill guard with carbon-arc fog lights,
Chrome side steps
Chrome, swing-away spare tire carrier
Full size spare tire (size matters)
Stainless steel sill plates

And last, but not least, I am ordering a digital horn that plays a
recording of Tim Allen making the 3 caveman grunts ;^)

But I think the alternator is not going to put out enough power for
the carbon-arc fog lights on this bad baby. I think I'm going to have
to re-wire that sucker...

Thanks to those who posted in support/sympathy.

All in good fun,
washbear@yahoo.com

trying to douse the flames with liquid oxygen.

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