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A note from the editor...
All of us here at ORC would like to give a gonzo welcome to "The Nuge!" He has devoted his life to the outdoors, wildlife conservation, land use issues and family values, as well as provided us with the greaziest rhythm and blues guitar licks on the planet! Be sure to check out our interview with Ted this month, "20 Questions With The Nuge"Enjoy!
DuneTED NUGENT SPIRIT OF THE WILD CELEBRATION OF ALLTHINGS BEYOND THE PAVEMENT!
Greetings my lo-loc posit-traction gear-growling, gumbostudded, racing fuel injected Spirit of the Wild beyond-the-pavement Xtreme horsepower lovin all American workin hard playin hard rockin hard life humpin warriors of the flamethrowin self sufficient attitude BloodBrothers! I am proud to eat dirt and snort maximum ultrafresh hi-velocity air with America's very best here at Off-Road.com. My God how you all deserve me! Here's a little Michiganiac and beyond Gonzo salutation to my friends of the eternal Spirit campfire from the not so means streets and beyond of this greatland. As I wrap up the #1 rock-and-roll tour in the FreeWorld, I bring you heart humpin greetings from an uppity tribe of common sense, self evident truth celebrants that drive this great land. I welcome and request open communication with ya all and Xpect, even demand a grandtime by all. Remember, it ain't the guy with the most toys that wins. It's the one who wears em all out before we die that does!
LIVE FREE OR DIEUltimately, like ol Ma Nature her badsef, our self sufficient attitude and lifestyle should make us a force to reckon with. The alternative, if we fail to speak up and stand up, is to be no force and to be ignored. If we and what we believe in is ignored, the truth will die. Activism and only activism will put us "in charge". Anything else is slavery. Regardless of what Bill Clinton & AlGore say, this is not the planet of the apes.
EXTREMISTS FOUND AMERICASome people with small minds call me an extremist. It is weird, extremely weird, to be given such a compliment by such an obviously uncomplimentary source. Afterall, when those who do nothing in the face of disaster condemn our progressive activism for upgrade, it is living proof that we are on a True North track. Compared to my apathetic, lame critics, I am extremely proud to be an extremist. Extremists dumped tea in the Boston Harbor. A group of armed right wing extremists met the British at Concord bridge, thereby solidifying the American Dream of Freedom. Jesus was an extreme fisherman, feeding all those souls on the mount. How did he do that? "Live free or die" is extreme. I play extreme, firebreathing rock-n-roll, greazy rhythm and blues guitar. I eat extremely delicious, awesome meat. I live and hunt with extreme intensity. I extremely value my God given gifts of senses. The intricate plumbing in a gutpile is extremely fascinating. I love my family extremely. I am extremely dissatisfied with any status quo. Open heart surgery is extreme. Michael Jordan is an extreme athlete. I hate the IRS extremely. I extremely believe in my independence and individuality. I drive an extreme truck into extremely uncharted zones. I sleep extremely quiet. I climb trees extremely high. I would shoot a dog in the head that is chewing on a child. I plant an extreme number of trees every year. I use extreme measures to deal with extreme conditions. I would use the most extreme source of water possible to extinguish a fire. I want to be extremely happy. I want to be extremely free. To chose dependency is extremely pathetic. I am extremely proud of my children. I am extremely fascinated by the road less traveled. Our experiment in self government here in the United States is extreme. Davy Crocket was an extremist. Lewis and Clark were extremists. Rosa Parks was an extremist. Being an extremist in the name of honor is no vice. I am extremely alive. I sleep extremely soundly. Fresh falling snow is extremely beautiful. My ZR1 is extremely fast. Big bucks make me extremely excitable. I am extremely awed by sunrises, sunsets, my wife, birdlife and the Spirit of the Wild. Homosexuality is extremely weird. Jerry Garcia is extremely dead. Pimps, whores and welfare brats are extremely disgusting. To support laws that force us to be unarmed and defenseless is extremely sheeplike. The silence of he outback moves me extremely. I am extremely driven to be one with nature. To consider the wild off limits is extremely unacceptable. I am extremely suspicious of Michael Jackson, Jann Wenner, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Charles Schumer, Jesse Jackson, Janet Reno, Sarah Brady, Reverend Al Sharpton, (yeah right, and if Al's a reverend, I'm the damn Dali Llama with a Glock) Al Gore, Lewis Farakhan, Bill Clinton, Diane Fienstien, Bill Bradley, the Klu Klux Klan, the NAACP, the Sierra Club, Jeffery Fieger and most lawyers and judges. Extremely.
KISS THIS
See you all on the eternal rock-n-roll American road, extremely. I'll be the tall extreme guy with the extreme guitar, extreme attitude, extreme songs, extremely loud, extremely sexy, extremely fired up, shooting an extremely flaming arrow, with the extremely talented musicians, extremely passionate, believing extremely. I hope you can then join me at one of my extreme Nuge huntcamps for an extreme life experience.
As a brave Marine once stated with extreme enthusiasm; "They're attacking us all over to the left, they're comin on strong from the right, they are all over in front of us, and they are charging from the rear. Good, now we've got em surrounded!" Semper Fi warriors.
A word of extreme caution: Everyone relax and take a deep breath kids!! Yes, those are extreme flames shooting outta my ass. But dont be ascared! Just shut up and grab the damn marshmallows!
I pray we can all upgrade our united efforts in keeping the Spirit of the Wild extremely strong & free. As always, I remain Extremely yours, always a BloodBrother, Ted in the absolute Extreme, the whole extreme and nothing but the extreme so help me God.BloodBrother Ted
The views and/or opinions expressed herein are not always the opinions of Off-Road.com or it's parent company Rubicon Media Group Inc.
(Although frequently, they are...)E-mail The Nuge at: NugentUSA@cs.com
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