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Most Land-Rover events feature an off-road trials course. The ROAV decided to take things a little bit farther. The Aluminium Man Triathlon combined a tire-change race. (it was supposed to be shooting sporting clays but the insurance company panicked at the thought of Land-Rover Owners and live ammunition) the trials course, and wood chopping. The lowest combined time was the winner.

I was a course marshal, so "official duties" kept me from snapping photos of the tire changing competition. Here's a shot of the crowd gathered to watch the event though, taken moments before the starting gun.

Once the gun went off, the Dixie Rovers team fired up a generator and used an electric lug wrench in an attempt to grab an early lead. As Land Rover owners, they should have known better than to take a "hi-tech approach". Their jack got jammed up, and they were handily beaten by "Team Aspin" in the Series I, the oldest vehicle present, as well as two other teams.
Mike Malone, driving Quintin Aspin's 1951 80" Series I, was last years trials course winner. Here's a shot of Mike trying to defend his title. He was in the running until he hit the axle articulators (logs) full tilt and was lifted out of his seat. When his feet left the pedals, the Rover reversed, an automatic DQ. Quintin himself saved face for the team this year taking second place. His showing is all the more respectable when you consider he forgot to engage four-wheel drive for the trials course.

Here's Dennis Perzynski driving his 110 to an overall victory in the event.

I was still marshaling when Jared Silbersher wielded his ax and easily won the wood chopping portion of the triathlon. Those who witnessed it said nobody else even came close.

Aluminium Man Triathlon Results

  1. Dennis Perzynski driving a Defender 110
  2. Quintin Aspin driving a '51 80" Series I
  3. Julian Brace driving a Defender 90
  4. Jared Silbersher driving a 101 FC


Other Events

For those too meek (or too far from home) to risk their vehicles on the trials course, there were other activities. I'm told the blind-folded obstacle course was a lot of fun. I missed it though, as I was off doing something else at the time. I did see the crowd pleasing teeter-totter competition though. Jared sure made it look easy in the 101FC.

Here event co-organizer Mike McCaig watches as Will Parks balances "WUT ROAD"


Last years winner took 57 seconds to balance his truck. This year "Diesel Bob" smashed that record, and several others had sub 30 second times. I wonder what Sandy and Mike will think of to complicate this event next year!

Teeter-Totter Results

  1. Bob McCullough
  2. Jackie Bookout
  3. Danny Marko
  4. Brian Julian
There was also an art contest for those too young to drive. Here Ryan Crawford uses 'Suzy', Diesel Bob's pride and joy, as a model. The portrait of the teeter-totter winning vehicle resides in the artists personal collection. All of Bob's offers to purchase it have been rejected.
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