1st
Moab Experience!
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Hello
All. I know that most of you have never been to
the slick rock capital of the world, Moab Utah.
Those of you who have been there, know what great
fun it is. Well, I finally decided to go, if for
nothing else, at least to say I've "been there,
done that. "Since
this was my first trip, I thought I would share
my experiences with you. I planned well in advance
and had everything I needed for the trip. Campground
reservations, trail selections, extra parts, tools,
and money. I pulled my pop-up trailer 800 miles
with my 91 Jeep Wrangler with its 3.5 inch lift,
modified 4.0L six, lockers, 4.11 gears, and 33x12.50
BFGs.
I
left Sierra Vista, Arizona at 6AM , Saturday, 8
April. I arrived in Moab with about an hour of daylight
to spare. I had planned for a lazy day on Sunday
just to get to know the area and to check out all
the cool 4x4s arriving steadily. However, I soon
developed "slickrock fever" and had to
get my jeep out on the trail.
I
hooked up with another vehicle and we headed out
for the Cliff Hanger Trail. We continued until we
came upon the group that was scheduled for that
trail that day. We met them as they were coming
back in and were busy negotiating the infamous Cliff
Hanger rock ledge. The banging, crashing, crawling,
metal mashing fun was just a taste of what was to
come during the next few days. I didn't try to tackle
the ledge since I would have started after everyone
else had left. If I got into trouble, there wouldn't
be anyone around to help. Since I had scheduled
this particular trail for Tuesday, I decided I could
wait.
On
Monday, I was scheduled for the Fins and Things
trail. Departure time was 9AM, so I planned to leave
for the meeting place at 8:30. A friend of mine
was there with his family as we had planned to do
all the same trails. He stopped by my trailer at
7:00AM and said he was on his way to register for
the trail. Kinda early, I thought to myself, but
ok. I jumped in my rig and off we went. After registration,
I figured I still had an hour for breakfast and
time to pack a lunch. Kevin, my friend, said he
was going on down to the meeting place. I still
thought this was rather early, so I assumed he and
his crew were going to stop for breakfast somewhere.
I
arrived at the meeting place about a quarter to
nine anticipating introductions and the pre-requisite
drooling over each other's rig. I was amazed that
there wasn't anyone there. I double checked the
newsletter to make sure I was at the right location.
Everything was ok, so I waited. 9AM came and went
and still no one showed. It took me about 15 minutes
to figure out that I was still on Arizona time and
an hour behind every other state on daylight savings
time. I quickly drove back to the registration point
and was lucky enough to get directions to the trailhead.
After
a few wrong turns, I could see the group on some
distant rocks. We scanned CB channels until we contacted
out group and the run leader talked us in. We had
caught up early enough and we didn't miss any of
the good stuff.
The
rest of the day was some of the most interesting
four wheeling I've ever done. Slickrock (really
solid sandstone and not slick at all) wheeling was
quite a bit different than the dirt and loose rock
trails back in Arizona. Broad expanses of undulating,
smooth rock had the characteristics of driving on
pavement. I had lockers in my Jeep and they didn't
appreciate not slipping once in awhile, like they
would in the loose stuff. You've heard that its
not to good to go cruising around with lockers engaged
on pavement because they have a tendency to bind
up. Well, guess what? It binds up and stays that
way and puts a tremendous amont of strain on the
drivetrain. My 4:11 gearing wasn't quite the help
I needed. It was ok for going up, but too high a
ratio coming down. I had to ride the brakes to keep
my speed down on the steepest downhill grades. I
think 4:56s would have suited me more.
All
in all, Fins and Things was a good intro to slickrock
wheeling. Rated a 3+, the trail didn't present any
difficulty for my vehicle. After the trail ended,
the group was invited by the trail leader to run
the Lion's Back. Remember the 911 TV episode that
showed a Ford Bronco careening, out of control down
a very steep rock slope, going over the edge and
plummeting, nose first into the sand? Well, that
was the Lion's Back. I overheard the run leaders
asking each other if they were going to do it? One
of them responded, "Hell no, it scares me too bad".
Well,
not being one to toss away an opportunity to laugh
in the face of danger, I headed for the Lion's Back.
Lion's
Back! Upon arrival, I noticed a couple of Jeeps
on the way up. I watched intensely, as they carefully
and very slowly inched up the steep rock face. Not
sure, but I would estimate the Lion's Back is about
600-700 feet high from the base to the summit. The
incline to the top begins at about a 40 to 45+ degree
angle for maybe 50 feet distance and then decreases
in steepness to about 30-35 degrees the rest of
the way up. Hummmm, I thought. I can do this. My
15 year old son who was with me, said "no way"
and he would wait for my return.
I
asked my friend Kevin if he would ride along, knowing
that he wasn't going to take his '95 Grand Cherokee
Laredo up the intimidating slope. Kevin hopped in
and we proceeded with another Jeep trailing behind
us. When your in the driver's seat you mentally
add another 30-40 degrees to whatever incline you
are on. (Kinda like describing the size of the fish
that got away - it always seems bigger when you
got it hooked.) That initial climb seemed to me
like a vertical rock face....Yikes!! Years of 4x4s
traversing up and down the the Lion's Back, had
left enough rubber on the rock so that the only
safe path up was very visible. Deviation of half
a vehicle width in either direction, would leave
you hanging precariousely on the edge, with nothing
between you and the ground below except air.
The
adrenalin was a pumping as we slowly reached the
summit. The last fifty feet or so, increased in
angle so that it appeared that you were going vertical
again. You could'nt see what was at the top and
it seemed you were going right over a cliff. As
we crested the summit, out hearts came out of our
throats and settled back were it belongs. Wow!!
What a view. You could see everything Moab has to
offer from the top of the Lion's Back.
It
appeared that you could traverse the top of the
ridge a certain distance beyond the immediate crest.
We continued across the ridge and dismounted to
survey the best spot to turn our vehicles around
for the trip back down. We had actually gone further
down the length of the ridge than where most people
usually turn around. In fact, we had gone down so
far, that the usual turnaround area required for
a short wheel-base vehicle was now much smaller.
I found a spot sufficient for me to turn around
at. It was a very narrow part of the ridge, but
if I worked it slowly with the help of a ground
guide, I could do it safely. Had I had enough sense,
I should have taken my vehicle out of four wheel
drive. It would have made turning a bit easier.
During the turning maneuver, I got a little too
close to a small depression. The steering wheel
was cocked all the way over to the left. I could'nt
get it twisted back to the right so I could straighten
up. I worked and worked, but I just could'nt get
turned in the right direction. So, there I was,
stuck sideways on the crest of the Lion's Back.
Every
time I turned the wheel, my front locker would creak
and groan under the stress I imposed upon it. A
little angel in my head, kept telling me to take
it out of four wheel drive. But, the little red
dude with horns, sitting on my other shoulder said
don't do it or I'll go over the edge. Remember earlier,
when I mentioned about the drivetrain binding up
on the smooth rocks? Well, guess what? I had my
drivetrain so twisted and contorted in this tight
turn, that something had to give. In the next second,
I heard a loud, awful sounding bang from my front
end. The driver's side axle U-Joint snapped in half.
Fortunately, the axle yolks took the punishment
and stayed intact.
After
taking the Jeep out of four wheel drive and jockeying
it around with the help of another vehicle and a
tow strap, I was able to get it pointed in the right
direction. The question was, will I be able to get
down the Lion's Back alive? I couldn't very well
go down in two wheel drive and my brakes would'nt
take the constant application without overheating.
So, I lined up for my turn down the "Slope of Death"
and put my jeep back into four wheel drive. At least,
I could use the locker and the 4:11 gearing to keep
me slow. Down I went. My heart jumped back into
my throat and my knuckles turned white as I put
a death grip on the steering wheel. During my descent,
my front end started making a lot of racket with
the broken U-joint rattling around inside the axle
yolks. If the axle broke, I thought, I could most
likely make it down safely. Maybe.
The
trip down was uneventful if not frightening. I thanked
God for letting me hang around awhile longer. We
drove back to town to find a mechanic who not only
had the U-joint, but who could get my vehicle operational
before the next trail run on Tuesday. The mechanic
we found said he would fix it, but not before Wednesday.
I decided to check out the other mechs in town for
a quicker turnaround time. As I was backing out
of the driveway, I heard another disconcerting sound
from my injured front end. The axle yolks had meshed
with what was left of the U-joint and sheared off
the yolk of the inner axle shaft. Great!! This was
all I needed. The mechanic there, said he would
call around for parts and that it might take awhile.
He also reminded me it was past his closing time.
While I sat impatiently in the waiting room, I counted
the money in my wallet and tried to rationalize
inexpensive parts and labor.
I
noticed in the magazine rack across the room, the
latest catalogue from Four Wheel Drive Hardware
Inc. Ah ha!! Parts prices. As I thumbed through
the pages looking for Dana 30 axles, I realized
that I've purchased goodies from these folks before
and that I should, at least be a preferred customer,
if for nothing else than me spending a lot of doe
for 4x4 goodies. I quickly noted the time difference
between Moab, Utah and Ohio where they were located
and called their 1-800 order line (I had five minutes
to spare). Luck was with me and they had the parts
in stock and could ship them FEDEX first thing the
next morning. With luck, I could have the parts
delivered to my campsite early enough Wednesday
to effect repairs and do a trail that afternoon.
In the mean time, I could take off the damaged parts,
do some laundry, drink some beer, drink some more
beer, and do the hot tub at the Slickrock Campgrond.
It
was somewhat disheartening when the guy with his
own Wrangler staying across from me (who, incidently,
had a front axle U-joint go bad) kept coming over
to my Jeep to see how everything came apart. It
was ironic that he stood there with the exact parts
I needed in his hand. Well, the parts arrived Wednesday
around noon. 20 minutes later I was looking for
a trail. I had planned to leave Thursday morning
so I could spend a night at the Grand Canyon and
then get back early enough to clean the camper and
rest up before returning to work Monday morning.
I tried to get another night at the campsite so
I could make up for lost trail time, but it was
booked.
Kevin
and I spent the remainder of Wednesday on Poison
Spider Mesa, four wheeling til the sun went down.
That's about all I have to tell. Aside from the
wind trying to rip my trailer to shreads at the
Grand Canyon, I had a very memorable trip. Moab,
Utah is all that it's cracked up to be and more.
I hope I will have another chance at the slick rock
during a future Easter Jeep Safari. Bye bye.....Scott